Shots From The Darkside

Old and busted: Mike Penner

L.A. Time sportswriter Mike Penner has decided to call it quits. Nope, he’ll still be penning articles for sports i really dont care about (like Soccer). But he’s decided that the weight of being a man is just too much for him bear. Yup, he’s going to have a sex change operation.

New Hotsh!t: Christine Daniels

i’d like to get my piece in before all the snide and demeaning remarks begin. Sure, were he a buddy of mine, i’d some issues. mostly trust issues. were i his buddy, i’d talk a lot of shit.

but were i his buddy, i’d spend a lot of time defending him, too.

Times like these are a moment of judgment for the rest of us. Our reactions to things such as this lays bare our true persona to everyone.

I wish him luck. i’m not sure how being a man could be painful - as i love being a man. there are things about being a man that i just couldnt give up… like the convenience of peeing standing up, not shaving my legs, and ejaculation. Being a woman looks like it has some benefits, but it also looks like it sucks. I’m not sure i could trade being a reasonable attractive man for being a reasonable fugly man-woman. i’m not sure i’d want to sport tits and an Adams Apple. the trauma of his existence must be significant.

Surprised you, did i?
Demonicume

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