Shots From The Darkside

I caught part of ESPN E:60 (or whatever it’s called) while hollerin at my son not to throw Mac and Cheese all over my freshly cleaned carpet. Tonite’s victim was Chad Johnson. It was a well done piece. I found Chad Johnson to be warm and inviting. He came across as intelligent and driven.

So I was dismayed when the little ‘Panel‘ started taking him apart; this left that light-skinned cat with invisible braces to defend Chad. It ruined the show for me. One reported complained that Chad loves the camera. I’ve not sure what the fuck that had to with anything. There was nothing in that entire report that showed Chad Johnson as a showboat. In fact, they discussed him cutting out his endzone antics to focus on helping the team more. This seemed like a great decision to me, so I don’t know why this idiot reporter went out of his way to slam Chad. It’s was tacky and uncalled for.

Next, the black female reporter - who is only on the show because she’s a twofer - Black and a Female - digs into Chad because he  doesnt spend enough time with his kids. Admittedly, CJ needs to be more careful with his seed as he has 4 kids in 2 states by 3 mothers. BUT, he provides for all of them and knows all of their names. I’ve never seen Chad in a paternity dispute and from what I saw on TV, the mothers and kids all get along great. So what was this bitch’s issue?

She’s a woman. I’ve yet to meet a sane/stright woman who wouldnt’ sell the long term for the short term.

She complained that Chad seemed OK with not seeing his kids months at a time. She actually seemed apalled that Chad sacrificed some time with his kids to ensure their futures. Chad is making money that his grandkids’ grandkids will spend. He found a way to ensure that at least 4 black children won’t end up in a foster home, strung out on coke, or robbing anyone. He made his money with the strength of his arm and the power of his character. He’s not some drug dealing bootlegging Rockafeller. He didn’t get rich illegally and then by his legitimacy like a Kennedy. Chad Johnson is selling his body to feed children who exist in a future so distant that they may never learn his name. I don’t know why this bitch is complaining. But something should be said for a guy who does the right thing by his kids.

Sure, maybe his kids will go thru a Teen angst period where they whine about the things Daddy never did. They’ll do it in designer clothes, eating fillet mignon and tiger prawns. They won’t be dodging drunken left hooks in some ghetto. They won’t be spicing up their Spam sandwiches with BBQ sauce or putting powdered milk in their cereal. Daddy’s got 10 years make millions - get off his nut sack..

Silly bitch; If I knew your name, I’d curse you by it.

Here’s to you Chad. I’m proud of you - you carried yourself well today.