Oct 18
10 Sports Figures I’d Love to Kick in the Nuts
Keyshawn Johnson - in his playin days he was a decent copy of Michael Irvin. He came out of USC full of sound and fury, but in the end finished his career cut for a younger version of himself. Yesterday he blasted fellow loud mouth WR - Terrell Owens - for self promotion. Is this the pot calling the kettle black? I wonder how it felt to sit on the ESPiN help desk and blast a fellow All-Pro for something people at that very desk blasted him for. He gets this kick in the nuts for hypocrisy
Billy Bellicheat - This may seem a little hypocritical. After all, ‘If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying‘ is our motto. But I want to kick Billy B in the beans because of how quickly America blew off his scandal. Billy B is the dirtiest coach in all of sports. He does everything imaginable to gain even the pettiest of advantages - most times advantages he doesn’t need. He even screws his own fans by falsifying the weekly injury reports. You asshat, Brady can’t be down with a shoulder injury EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND! I can see Billy Bsitting down ain an expensive resturaunt and making lemonade with Equal and the lemon in his bottled water. Continue reading “10 Sports Figures I’d Love to Kick in the Nuts”