Feb 27
I HEART Chris Berman
Chris Berman is an asshole. Pop over to Youtube or Deadspin, and you’ll find several videos of Berman losing his goddamned mind. It’s something I think about constantly, because I work in tech support. Daily, I deal with easily intimidated, ignorant and just plain stupid customers. I deal with IT guys with decades more experience and a gaggle of acronyms that’s supposed to mean they know something about IT. They get the ass with me, the little guy just trying to keep his son in pampers. They don’t know I’m a veteran who dodged bullets for a cause he never believed in. They don’t know I’m a musician who mastered the one instrument no one wants to play but every orchestra needs… the tuba. I’m a basic guy doing his best to do the right thing. These IT guys don’t give a fuck, though. They escalate and yell and then escalate and yell until they get me: middle management. What a fucking joke. I spend more time apologizing for shit hat had nothin to do with me than I spend doing IT related shit. I didn’t do it, but I’m doing my best. OK? Can you back-back outta my face?
That’s why I hate Chris Berman.
The guy’s an asshole. He pops off on camera like his shit doesn’t stink. He’s some Ivy League twit who found a job being a loveable joke. If I ever met him, I’d crush his fucking nose. NO one ever fights for he little guy. I watch Chris feign anger because some 7 million dollar WR wants 9 Million… Everyone’s selfish in Chris’ eyes. But he can’t humiliate some low wage sound guy for crossing the camera?
Well fuck you Christopher James Berman.
In these videos, you can see Chris flying off the handle at Techs and camermen. Who the hell does this asshole think he is? He’s a bad anchor on a bad channel. He’s a fan of a bad team: the Bills. He’s also real lucky there ain’t no one on the set like me.
I’d've busted his fat ass from one side of the room to the other for speaking ill of me. They woulda had to call the law to get me off of him. No job in the world is worth my self respect. I’ve not heard an apology or remorse. what he said was:
Do I wish I didn’t say a few things nine years ago? Yes. But if that’s the worst thing I ever did, I can live with it.
Thanks for the non apology, Fatboy. I hope yer fat ass dies from a heart attack. I hope the only guy in the room is the poor schmoe you hollered at. Then and only then would there be justice.
fucker.
Watching things like that makes my Agent Orange act up. It gets my ire up in the worst way. Knowing that I get treated worse as a civilian doing a pointless job then I did as a soldier with lives on the line depresses me to no end. Watching that fat bastard punk some intern makes want to stab him with a rusty screwdriver and then piss in the hole.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
demonicume
About the only thing that’s changed to an extent about Berman has been his midrift and his opinion as to his self worth over at ESPN. Much as it is in the same way with a whole lot of the assholes who work in Bristol , Conneticut. Self absorbed and asinine idiots that they are.
Stephen A, Berman , Herbstreit and Skip Bayless what more can anyone say about these sycophants ?
tophatal ………
February 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
People that don’t respect others do not deserve our respect either.
Some of these thoughts cross my mind when I see a professional athlete losing his cool for no reason with a teammate. And just so you don’t think I’m always picking on wide receivers, it used to irk the shit out of me when Dan Marino would constantly bitch at his offensive line.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:41 am
wow, i need to drink less while i blog!
but seriously. those asshole WRs like TO and Chad johnson, the dickhead QBs like Peyton and such - i’d fight them all.i’ll never understand people who think that screaming at you will convince you to catch the next ball.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Damn I bet you needed one of them clove cigs after that rant.
I can’t stand that fat bastard, or his bad hair plugs.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
NOOOOO…drink your ass off while you blog. You’re fun when you fling poop. But listen here mofo…I’m middle management in the IT world and we’re not all fuck wads so be careful over there.
Berman is a dick.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
flying pig
Ain’t nothing wrong with drinkin’ and smokin’ some weed while you blog. But it tends not only to impair one’s judgement but also your ability to put down something coherent that most people’ll understand.
I can only do one or the other not both at the same time. I tend to get too drousy and when it comes to performing in the bedroom it a makes things a little to flaccid as far as an erection goes.
That’s the weed I’m talking about mind you. Drinking has never inhibited me on that score nor has it to my knowledge ever inhibitied anyone else.
tophatal ………
February 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Damn busy day, had to kill 2 blogs and 14 spammers.
Find something better to do you fockers. At least be more creative, stop using viagra and mortgage in the username.
Pig I had an IT manager a couple of years ago that was dumber than a sack full of armpits. But he was a world class ass kisser, and he wasn’t shy about blaming somebody else for his fuck ups.
Hey Demon the guy that’s a huge ass hole, is his name Dean? That might be the same cocksucker that I worked for.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
demonicume
I don’t know if the ailments of your workout are still causin’ you aches and pain all over. But here’s something to cheer you up compliments of myself . So cheer up and keep the faith my brother and don’t worry about that fat as Berman !
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tophatal ……….
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